17 Redneck Quotes Every Duck Dynasty Fan Needs To Read

While the Duck Dynasty show has been off the air for a while now… I miss it.

So I wanted to put together a fun compilation of some of the things said on the show for your enjoyment (and mine if I’m beeing honest)

Alright let’s get started!

17) Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly

16) “I don’t know about this ‘Justin the Beaver’. – Miss Kay

15) “Pretty tires are for sissy rednecks.” – Uncle Si

14) “I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.” – Phil Robertson

13) “Fred Astaire’s got nothing on me.” – Si Robertson

12) “I know all the new phrases: ‘cowabunga,’ ‘radical,’ ‘cat’s pajamas,’ ‘duh,’ and ‘hey, homie don’t play that.'” – Si Robertson

11) “A man is only as good as the beard that wears him.” – Jase Robertson

10) “Ducks are like women. They don’t like a lot of mud on their butts.”
– Phil Robertson

9) “I never judge a man’s prowess by the size of his duck call. I don’t care how big it is.” – Jase Robertson

8) “You kids ever heard of the term ‘Nam’?” – Si Robertson

7) “Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” – Phil Robertson

6) “Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.”
– Jase Robertson

5) “I didn’t get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family.”- Willie Robertson

4) “I’m a low tech man in a high tech world.” – Phil Robertson

3) “Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit.”- Jase Robertson

2) “Where I come from, you don’t mess with another man’s woman or his hat.”
– Jase Robertson

1) “Squirrel brains make you smart.” – Miss Kay Robertson